I have made my new plan. First I am going to New Orleans, where I will meet someone. I am not going to be picked up like some trashy person by some trashy person in a bar on Bourbon Street. From behind a pair of big dark sunglasses, I will be reading a fashion magazine or a book at Café Du Monde. I glance up from my reading, and a beautiful stranger will ask to share my table. Although the bustling, ever crowded Café is uncharacteristically not overrun with patrons and there are plenty of free tables, I consent. He buys me a café au lait, and we have a little chat. Coffee turns into lunch turns into dinner turns into ultimately living happily ever after, dividing our time between our Garden District mansion, French Quarter flat, and penthouse in Manhattan. I enroll at FIT and go on to be one of the big names and heavy hitters in the designer clothing labels world. I will buy Nicolas Cage's house that Danielle and I saw on our Ghost Tour, where she and I will throw parties like that house has never seen before, with more costume changes in a night than the original owner. Danielle and Darren can retire there, and be my beau and my Mercedes driving caretakers of the house. Danielle won't really be retired, along with being my accountant she'll be the nanny for our kid(s), and my man will by her a red silk taffeta petticoat so stiff it would stand by itself and so rustly that the Lord would think it was made out of angels' wings. Then of course, between juggling the fashion empire and everything else on my plate, I am simultaneously a best selling author. My book based on this very blog remember? Go right now back to the post of the picture of the cover art! And then there is Hollywood. The movie based on the book based on the blog (Go right now to the post where there is the picture of the movie poster!), along with executive producing the movie adaptation of James St. James' Freakshow, for which I am also the costume designer. I will make this happen, just you wait and see if it doesn't, haha.
xoxo, Travvy
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