Swan Song

Tranny Manny is no more! Danielle is pregnant, and I quit! Jacob and I were watching Dumbo this morning, but it kept skipping so we turned it off. But we saw the beginning with the stork... Ugh. There is no way I can handle a third. This will be my final entry. Thanks to all my fans, it was a fun ride, and I'm glad everyone could come along with me. (Please remain in your seats until the ride comes to a complete stop.)

Curtain falls, house lights go up.

Make sure you gather all your belongings, and put your trash in the trash can on your way out.

Memories, like the corners of my mind, misty water-color memories...

THE END.