See Dick. See Jane.
See Travis. See Catherine.
(So as to not completely throw you off, the above photo is neither Dick nor Jane, nor Travis, but then you know what I look like. It's possible that this could have been just another Madonna/Cher-esque reinvention of myself, we three are quite the chameleons after all, but no, it isn't me. That is Catherine on the right though, isn't she a doll?)
And it would help if I could find a reference to actually quote from instead of just trying to make this up as I go along from a vague memory of it from popular culture. Haha.
See Travis and Catherine go out to the club. (Or at least making a valiant attempt.) Don't worry, they get there eventually. Haha.
The club is called Dick & Jane's, hence the somewhat botched attempt to make this post sort of like the old children's books, which is hard not only because I can't find anything to draw the references from, but also even if I could, how easy would it really be anyway, writing a children's book about misadventures and debauchery at a gay nightclub. Haha. Not really debauchery, we were on our best behavior. It was the other people being wild; giving me a random shot of vodka and Catherine the raunchiest lap dance ever ground and gyrated. (Haha. Oh yes... Believe you me.) But we're getting ahead of our story.
Just a little teaser, Dahhhh-links, to whet the appetite.
More to follow: stay tuned, stay classy.
xoxo, Travvy
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